Our Cookie Cakes

These cookie cakes were made to make people laugh.
What better way to commemorate and remember the best of times and the worst of times
than with a sweet treat that says exactly what is on your mind?

If you are planning on sending a cake with the intention of hurting or bullying someone,
then we suggest that you get a life and eat your OWN damn cookie.

Please feel free to peruse our ‘suggested messages’ or come up with a custom message on your own!

How They're Made

Eat Me Cookies was started in 2020 by two adult sisters with a knack for baking and a twisted sense of humor, who were temporarily living at home with their parents during the Covid-19 Crisis.
Eat Me Cookies are homemade cookie cakes using fresh, top quality ingredients with no added preservatives resulting in a delicious product with an even better message.

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