Anniversary

• Congrats on tolerating each other for ____ years/months
• Happy anniversary to my favorite parents
• Happy anniversary from the reason you stayed married
• You put up with each other for another year.. well done
• I’m so glad you settled for me
• I’m so happy you’re my wife {husband, boyfriend, girlfriend}
• Roses are red, violets are blue, happy anniversary, from me to you
• You two weirdos are perfect for each other
• It’s cool we’ve been together for however long we have
• Me talking, you pretending to listen has gone well so far
• Happy anniversary to the best parents I ever had
• An anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and tolerance
• Nothing says happy anniversary like a giant cookie
• Thank you for selecting me to annoy you forever
• Roses are red, violets are blue, all my naughty thoughts involve you
• Of all the weirdos on the internet, you were my fav
• Thanks for having sex on our first date
• Happy anniersary.. don’t worry, you’ll get the V later
• Happy anniversary from the reason you stayed married
• You’re the chocolate chips to my cookie
• You make me and my vagina {penis} so happy
• Yay! We haven’t killed each other! Happy anniversary!
• Thanks for finding my flaws cute
• Happy anniversary! I still can’t stand your farts
• Only forever to go, happy anniversary!
• Jokes on them! Who knew we would last this long?
• My desire to be with you is slightly stronger than my desire to be single
• I met you, I liked you, I love you, you’re mine
• I love fucking you.. I mean, I fucking love you
• You’re my favorite husband
• You’re my favorite wife
• Your life would suck without me
• I couldn’t have tolerated me for this long
• Thanks for annoying me less than most
• Your penis + my vagina = together forever
• Your penis + my penis = together forever
• Your vagina + my vagina = together forever
• Happy Anniversary! No one could put up with your annoying ass and my awesomeness
• I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you
• Can we please have sex tonight?
• Thanks for hitting it and not quitting it
• Another 365 with my favorite human
• My husband’s wife is fucking awesome
• My wife’s husband is fucking awesome
• Thanks for not killing me and making it look like an accident
• I fall in love with you more everyday, except yesterday – you were annoying
• Today we celebrate the best decision you two ever made