Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties

• Final fling before the ring
• Besties before testes
• I’m not a regular bride, I’m a cool bride
• You’re getting married, I’m getting drunk
• Same {genitalia} forever
• I am inebriated: too shit to give a drunk
• We put the party in the bridal party
• From hoe to housewife
• When the cats away, the mice will play
• Ready to PAAAAAARTY
• Ex-masturbater
• Bachelorette party mode on
• Pussy whipped
• A drink in one hand, a ring on the other
• Last night on the town, before the gown
• Bridin’ dirty
• Look at you being all traditional
• Once a slut, now a Mrs.
• Buy Me a Shot, I’m tying the knot
• He’s an alright guy
• What happens in {location} stays in {location}
• Once upon a time.. you & him
• She’s an alright girl
• Does (s)he know how many peoples you’ve slept with
• Don’t cheat on your fiance this weekend
• Ain’t no party like a bachelor(ette) party
• Kiss the miss goodbye
• From frog to prince
• Let’s drink from penis straws
• Cheers to leaving the bachelor years
• Bach & boujee
• The ‘I do’ crew
• It can’t be all sunshine & hookers