Corona Woes

• It’s hard to stay six feet from you
• Don’t touch me
• Anti bodi-odi-odi-odis
• As emotionally stable as an Ikea table
• 2020 is cool, said no one ever!
• Can’t believe we yelled Happy New Year for this shit
• The only thing I’ve gained in 2020 is weight
• If you can read this, back the fuck up
• Coronacoaster: one day you’re sane, the next you’re not
• 2020 is the best year yet, said no one ever!
• I’d like to unsubscribe from this year
• I need to social distance from the kitchen – I tested positive for fat ass
• Wearing a mask is no excuse to stop brushing your teeth
• This year is being written by Stephen King
• Quarantini: drinking a martini alone in your house
• Lets party like its 2019
• What day is it?
• What a fucking year this has been
• What’s scarier? Taking your temp or stepping on a scale?
• I finished Netflix today
• When this is over, invite me everywhere
• So you’re not a natural blonde
• Corona.. she’s a real bitch isn’t she
• Alright Covid, wrap it up
• Vaxxed & Waxxed
• It’s too peopley in here
• COVID-19 is a massive cock block
• Living my best quarantine life
• Spread love, not germs
• Go wash your hands
• Home is where your ass should be
• Blow jobs cure corona
• Can we go back to 2019?
• Sorry the world’s being a dick
• I thought I’d miss you more
• I was social distancing before it was a thing
• Wash your hands, you filthy animal
• Cover your mouth when you sneeze {cough}
• Stay the fuck away from me
• Stay the fuck home
• Don’t cough on me
• Get a fucking haircut
• Fuck you COVID-19
• Back up, asshole
• Zoom 2020
• COVID-19 world tour
• I can’t, I’m social distancing
• Birthday in quarantine 2020
• Staying in is the new going out
• Quarantine queen
• I’d kiss you if I could
• Social distancing with my {pet}
• Quarantine sucks without you