Friendly Jabs

• Your penis is below average
• HOEly Shit
• I don’t care that you talk behind my back
• Was hoping for a battle of wits, but appear unarmed
• I’m judging you
• You need a personality transplant
• Your childish behavior continues to prove my point
• I’m getting real sick of your shit
• Your haters are imaginary, no one wants to be you
• I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today
• What’s the zzip for the state of denial you’re living in
• It’s not that I don’t like you.. wait, yes it is
• Narcissist is too big of a word for you – do you understand douche?
• Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes outta your mouth?
• She’s the typical girl next-door, if you live next to a whore house
• I’m sorry, did I just roll my eyes out loud
• Kindly fuck off
• The only thing I don’t like about you is everything
• Congrats, you’ve been here 10 seconds and are already annoying me
• Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.
• Looks like you need some sun, you shady bitch
• If I want your advice I’ll ask for it
• I’d call you a whore, but I wouldn’t pay for you
• You remind me of a penny: two faced and not worth much
• You’re the human version of a tramp stamp
• Unimpressed
• I didn’t call you a skank, I called you a whore
• Stop being so thirsty
• Your legs open faster than a Google homepage
• If you were a dino, you’d be a bitch-o-whoreus
• I want to be there when karma fucks you
• Mr. Rogers would be disappointed in you
• Chew with your mouth closed
• Shut your mouth before I fuck it
• Life’s a garden, & you’re a hoe
• See you next Tuesday
• You’re too old to TikTok
• Shhh, no one cares
• I faked it
• I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
• Your breath smells like shit
• Stop overthinking
• Yuck Fou
• You annoy the shit out of me
• No one cares.
• Dear asshole..
• From the bottom of my heart, fuck you
• I dislike you less than most
• You’re not an influencer
• No one cares about your workout
• You’re a douche
• You’re a drunk
• Jesus loves you, but I think you’re a dick
• Your asshole tastes like shit
• You’re a tool
• 7 billion people & U R the biggest asshole