Graduation

• Fuck this shit, I’m out (name of school)
• Finally.
• university of bad bitches
• I always knew you would barely graduate, well done
• Congrats, Einstein! We’re so proud of you! (Now get a job)
• You is kind, you is smart, you is graduated!
• This is your graduation gift
• I look forward to paying off my debt, and getting back to being broke
• My deepest condolences on the end of your college life
• One degree equals two happy parents
• Congrats on getting through the easiest part of life
• No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks
• Pics or it didn’t happen!
• ConGRADulations
• Sorry for always calling you stupid
• Educated AF
• Worst senior prank #quarantine
• #DONE 2020
• I had my doubts
• Straight out of {college / high school}
• I graduated, can I get drunk now?
• Kiss my class goodbye
• It’s about damn time
• It’s a miracle
• Grad-ical.
• Fat, drunk & stupid is noway to live
• And the rest is history
• I wont ask what you’re doing post grad
• Shit just got real
• Now what?
• You’ve been schooled.
• Adulting #2020
• Look at you graduating and shit
• Congratulations mother fucker
• You’re a smart ass
• Congrats, now don’t fuck up
• Shocked you pulled this off
• World’s okayest student
• Thanks to Google, you graduated!
• Nerd. 
• 99 problems, but being smart ain’t one
• I knew I should have cheated off you…
• Educated AF
• You’re the smartest person, I mean ass hole, that I know