Halloween

Trick-or-Treat

• Get your BOObies out
• No tricks, just treats!
• Let’s get high on fructose!
• Life’s too short to not get drunk in a costume
• Riding my broom and wishing it was you
• Halloween means no difference to me, I’m a witch all year
• I’d like to be one of the unhealthy things you put in your body
• When the clock strikes 12, Christmas is here
• Let’s have children so we can go trick-or-treating
• What do you call people who hate Halloween? Boring.
•The cobwebs in the house just became decorations
•Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
• I wanna ride you like a broom
• You strike me as someone who gives out raisins on Halloween
• What’re you going to be for Halloween? Intoxicated.
• Don’t be greedy with the candy, bitch
• Let’s bone – Happy Halloween
• Time to dress slutty
• There’s mischief brewing
• Here for the boos
• Let’s bone – Happy Halloween
• BOOty call
• Hot ghoul Halloween
• Keep it freaky this Halloween
• Bad and BOOzy
• Resting witch face
• You look better with the mask on
• Witch please
• Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day
• If you’ve got it, haunt it
• Witches be sippin’
• Shake your BOOty
• You better work, witch
• May your candy supply last you well into the Christmas season
• I’m a mouse.. duh
• Can I jack your lantern
• You’re my boo
• Eat, drink, and be scary
• Happy Halloween, you handsome devil!
• Trick or treat, smell my feet
• Too ghoul for school
• Bad to the bone
• May your treats be many and your tricks be few
• Boo from the crew
• Ghouls just wanna have fun!
• It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus
• I want your full size candy bar
• You are my arm candy
• Lets get smashed
• Drink up, witches
• Happy HalloWEINER