Hanukkah

• Hanukkah Sameach
• Chag Sameach
• Happy Hanukkah. JK go fuck yourself!
• Let the light of the menorah brighten your Hanukkah spirit
• Happy fucking Hanukkah
• Chanukkah, oh Chanukkah, come light the menorah
• Mazel tov, bitches!
• Come on baby, light my menorah
• My secret to a stress free Christmas: I’m Jewish
• Oy! To the world
• Drop it like a top
• Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of HAYY
• This is how we Jew it
• Totes Kosher
• Judah man, bro
• Challah at your boy
• We get 8 nights, Christian’s only get 1
• Deck the halls with matzo balls
• 8 crazy nights
• Matzo ballin’
• Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing rhymes with Hanukkah
• Happy fucking Hanukkah
• Put on your yarmulke, its time for Hanukkah
• Happy challahdays
• I hope your Hanukkah is not dreiDULL
• Oy vey, its the holiday
• I hope your Hanukkah’s lit
• You are MENORAHable