Puppy Love

• I’d rather stay home with my {pet}
• Pet my pussy.. I mean my cat
• My cat is purrrfect
• All I care about is my {pet} and maybe three people
• People < {pet}
• {Pets name} is my best friend
• I love you, {pets name}
• Sorry, I can’t, I have plans with my {pet}
• Happy Adoptiversary
• Who saved who?
• Dogs before dudes
• My {pet} thinks I’m cool
• Be the person your {pet} thinks you are
• My {pet} is cuter than your {pet}
• I’m only talking to my {pet} today
• My {pet} thinks I’m cool
• I’m just here to pet the dogs
• Tell your {pet} I say hi
• Promoted to {pet} mommy
• Promoted to {pet} daddy
• List of people I like: dogs.
• I woof you
• Ask me about my dog
• If you don’t have a {pet} you don’t understand
• I work hard to my {pet} can have a better life
• My dog ate my homework
• I’d introduce you to my {pet}
• This isn’t working, my {pet} doesn’t like you
• My best conversations are with my {pet}
• My {pet} and I have so much in common
• My {pet} is the best listener
• I don’t care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives
• OCD: Obsessive Canine Disorder
• Hold on, let me ask my {pet}
• If my {pet} can’t come, I’m out
• Adopt don’t shop
• Trust me, I’m a dogtor
• Fur momma
• Fur dad
• Life is short, don’t be without a {pet}
• {Pets} make the world a better place
• Never trust a person who doesn’t love {pets}
• {Pets} make me happy
• Home is where your {pet} is
• Dog hair, don’t care
• My {pet} likes me, who cares what anyone else thinks
• You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it
• Oh for the love of dog
• Thank God my {pet} can’t talk, they know too much
• If I can’t bring my {pet}, I’m not going
• My {pet} will be in my wedding
• Life goal: never be without a {pet}