So Sorry

• Sorry for being a shitty {boy/girl}friend
• Sorry I fucked up
• Oops.
• Sorry I called you an asshole, I thought you knew
• It’s my fault you acted like a dickhead
• Can we rewind?
• Sorry my humor offended you
• The past called and told me to tell you to get the fuck over it
• Sorry you chose to make me mad
• Not sure what I’m apologizing for, but sorry
• Lets try this again
• I suck at apologies.. so unfuck you
• Probably not as sorry as you think I should be
• I’m sorry, did I just roll my eyes out loud
• Sorry I responded poorly when you were being an ass hole
• Is it too late now to say sorry?
• I suck. I’m sorry
• I was a prick
• Sorry for whatever I said or did
• My bad.
• Sorry I’m not. JK. I’m actually sorry.
• Sorry I was drunk
• Sorry not sorry
• I’m sorry for the mean, accurate, things I said
• Sorry. Actually, no I’m not.
• Sorry you’re too easily offended
• Sorry I’m a shitty friend
• Sorry I care more about me than you
• Shit, I screwed up. Sorry
• Sorry I was a piece of shit
• I was hangry. Sorry.
• Sorry for being the worst
• You already knew I was an ass hole