St. Patrick's Day

• Irish you were beer
• Kiss me, I’m hammered
• Shamrocks & shenanigans
• I’m not drunk, I’m Irish
• I’m clover the rainbow for you
• I’m not Irish, I’m drunk
• Green beer & St. Paddy’s cheer!
• The paddy don’t start till I walk in
• Lucky like a four-leaf clover
• Irish today, hungover tomorrow
• I don’t get drunk, I get awesome
• Irish in spirit
• Forget luck, give me beer
• Who needs luck? I have charm
• Don’t worry, beer happy
• Irish whiskey makes me frisky
• The leprechauns made me do it
• You’re my lucky charm
• You shamrock my world
• Patrick was a saint, today I ain’t
• Lets make poor decisions
• If you’re enough lucky to be Irish… You’re lucky enough!
• Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
• Kiss my Irish ass
• I lepre-can’t even right now.
• Luck, be a lady tonight
• In heaven there is no beer; that’s why we drink ours here
• Lets get lucked up
• This isn’t a hangover – it’s the Irish flu
• Ready to shamrock and roll.
• LUSH
• We’re all Irish today
• Ginger hair, don’t care
• Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part
• For every sorry, cheer – for every thirst, beer.
• Are you Irish? Cause my penis is Dublin in size
• I’m not Irish, but kiss me anyway
• Erin go Bragh!
• Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you, they Seamus all
• A good friend is like a four leaf clover – hard to find, lucky to have
• You’re my pot of gold
• You’re getting lucky tonight
• Fit Shaced