Thanksgiving

• Go pluck yourself
• Turkey isn’t the only thing getting stuffed
• Today I am thankful for {blank}
• Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey
• Super fucking grateful
• Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey
• The Native American’s got screwed
• Lets get basted
• Feast mode
• Seasons eatings
• My fav part of Friendsgiving is no one asking if I’m single
• Don’t blame the holidays, you were fat in August
• Friendsgiving, like Thanksgiving.. but with your friends
• Pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives
• Thankful this year is almost over
• I’m trying to stop the Thanksgiving jokes, but I can’t just quit cold turkey
• I plucking love Thanksgiving
• Cue the food coma
• Hope you don’t mind that my side dish is a bottle of wine
• Yeah, sure, abs are great. But have you ever had cookie cake?
• I’m excited about Thanksgiving cause I love unwelcome advice from relatives
• Pilgrims were undocumented immigrants
• The party don’t stop till I’ve tried everything
• Eat, drink & be thankful
• May your turkey be moist
• Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?
• Let’s Eat
• Let’s get the gourd times rolling
• Why’d the turkey join the band? He had the drumsticks.
• Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape to play Santa Claus
• I wish I was as thin as my patience
• May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs
• Thanksgiving – when the people who are most thankful didn’t have to cook
• Thankful to have a family who eats as much as I do
• Sorry, Native Americans..awkward
• Party like a pilgrim
• This is my Thanksgiving offering
• Happy turkey genocide day
• Planning to eat til I’m sick