• Merry fucking Christmas
• I want you for Christmas
• Deck the halls suck my balls
• Merry whatever the fuck doesn't offend you
• Merry Christmas. JK go fuck yourself!
• There's some HOs in this house
• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
• Why is Santa's sack so full? He only cums once a year.
• I’ve been naughty
• I heard you were naughty.. but that’s none of my business
• Deck yourself before you wreck yourself
• It’s the most wonderful time of the year.. allegedly
• Jingle ALL the way. No one likes a half assed jingler
• Santa doesn’t believe in you either
• I hope this family time doesn’t ruin the work you’ve done in therapy
• And to all a good night cap
• May your nuts remain uncracked this holiday season
• Bah humbug.. Just kidding – Merry Christmas!
• Be jolly by golly
• God bless us, every one! (Excluding assholes.)
• It’s the most wonderful time for a beer
• Sleigh, queen
• Have your elf a merry little Christmas
• Happy birthday, Jesus
• Santa Claus is cumming
• Jolliest bunch of assholes
• Santa does it for the ho's
• Jesus is the birthday boy
• You're hard to buy gifts for
• This is your gift
• Resting Grinch face
• Rebel without a Claus
• Jesus loves you, but we all think you're a dick
• 'Tis the season to get shitfaced
• Santa doesn't need another ho
• When I think about you, I touch my elf
• We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest holiday since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye
• Santa loves everyone, even assholes