• You’re not a total asshole after all
• Thank you for being so fucking awesome
• A big ass thank you
• Thank you! Gracias! Merci!
• A card saying thank you just doesn't cut it, so enjoy this cookie
• Thanks, bitch
• This is better than a text
• Thanks for bailing me out
• Thanks for putting up with my shit
• You shouldn't have!
• So you did something wonderful, and now I'm forced to say thanks
• You're a lifesaver
• You're the bomb
• Here is a little thank you from me to you
• If you knew how awesome you were, you'd be way more conceited
• Sending you this cookie to stroke your ego
• You made me smile from ear to ear
• I’m thankful for you
• Thanks.. I guess
• Please accept my thanks for all that you have done
• You're as sweet as this cookie
• Two words: Thank you
• In a world of bad guys, you're one of the good guys
• You are lucky because I am mannered enough to say thank you
• Here's an edible thank you
• If I had $1 for every time I've appreciated you, I'd have $1. Thanks!
• Thanks for that thing you did
• I have nothing funny to say, but thank you
• In a world filled with sub-par people, you're above average
• Couldn't have done this shit without you
• Thanks, now we’re even
• Once again, I'm saying thank you for your awesomeness.
• You = awesome, Me = grateful
• You shouldn't have
• Don't think you're the only one who knows how to give
• Thanks, you fucking legend
• Thank you for being a down ass bitch
• Thanks for supporting my bad decisions
• Thankful as fuck
• Thanks for dealing with all my shit
• Thank you for not being a dick