• Final fling before the ring
• Besties before testes
• Here’s to a bachelor(ette) party we will hopefully remember tomorrow
• May your Bach party be so fun that you don’t notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is
• Should the penis straws for your bachelorette party be circumcised or not?  
• Bach parties: where us falling down drunk is considered drunken antics and not an actual problem
•Engagement ring, cute dress.. soon to be a drunken mess
• I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I did this weekend
• I have a feeling my CHECK LIVER light will come on this weekend
• I cordially invite you to come get shitfaced with me to celebrate my upcoming nuptials 
• Part of me says: I can’t keep drinking like this. The other part says: don’t listen to them, they’re drunk
• Bach party: a solid foundation of alcohol, shenanigans, and inappropriateness 
• May our regrettable behavior occur mostly off camera
• I’m not a regular bride, I’m a cool bride
• You're getting married, I’m getting drunk
• Same {genitalia} forever
• I am inebriated: too shit to give a drunk
• We put the party in the bridal party
• From hoe to housewife
• When the cats away, the mice will play
• Ready to PAAAAAARTY
• Ex-masturbater
• Bachelorette party mode on
• Pussy whipped
• A drink in one hand, a ring on the other
• Last night on the town, before the gown
• Bridin' dirty
• Look at you being all traditional
• Once a slut, now a Mrs.
• Buy Me a Shot, I'm tying the knot
• He's an alright guy
• What happens in {location} stays in {location}
• Once upon a time.. you & him
• She's an alright girl
• Does (s)he know how many peoples you've slept with
• Don't cheat on your fiance this weekend
• Ain't no party like a bachelor(ette) party
• Kiss the miss goodbye
• From frog to prince
• Let's drink from penis straws
• Cheers to leaving the bachelor years
• Bach & boujee
• The 'I do' crew
• It can't be all sunshine & hookers