Moving

• Congrats on your new home, hope your neighbors aren’t cunts
• Change is good
• No we will not help you move
• Please pass on my sympathies to your new neighbors
• Good riddance, bitch
• Instead of cleaning my house, I’m just moving to another
• Closeness has nothing to do with distance
• Sorry, busy, can’t help you pack
• Moving was a great idea until I started packing
• Out of state, but not out of mind
• We bet you wish you didn’t have so much shit
• You know you’ll miss me
• I may not be there with you, but I’ll be there for you
• Moving is easy.. said no one ever
• Lookout {state moving to}, here he/she comes
• See ya later, alligator
• New state, who dis?
• No you cannot come visit us
• No you cannot come back and visit us
• Hate to see you go, love to watch you leave
• Moving sucks
• Where’s the Fairy Godmother when you need help moving
• You’re 1 stack of shit way from being on hoarders
• Don’t ask us to help you pack